Finding Sex In Las Vegas
Tips for Finding Sex in Las Vegas, Guy’s Guide to Hooking Up and Getting Laid
Whether you’re on vacation or visiting Las Vegas for business, it’s hard to keep sex off your mind. There are beautiful girls everywhere. The weather is hot, so the clothing is revealing. There’s the bikinis at the pool, models on every billboard, and the most beautiful women just about everywhere you go.
There are advertisements everywhere preying on your arousal. So how do you get laid in Las Vegas?
We’ll break down the most common ways to find sex in Las Vegas, including approximate costs, time investment, and odds.
You’ll need to keep in mind your own situation. Are you a young group of guys but don’t have a lot of money? Are you a wealthy older gentleman that doesn’t want to waste a lot of time? Do you have trouble approaching women? Do you look good in a swimsuit by the pool? Assess each recommendation and find the perfect fit for you.
here are number of apps and websites that can help you get laid in Las Vegas. If you have luck with traditional apps like Tinder, you can try to arrange a meetup in Las Vegas. Just know that if you’re looking at girls already in Las Vegas, you may be dealing with an escort, as some girls will use the app to hustle guys into town with the promise of sex, then demand payment to spend time with them once they arrive.
-> Best Hookup Apps
COST: $-$$
Time Investment: Low
Odds: Medium – High
Adult Friend Finder
If you really want to hook up for casual Las Vegas sex, your best bet is Adult Friend Finder. You’ll have to pay a little money to unlock a gold membership ($39.95 per month with discounts for longer terms).
We figure if you’re actively looking for sex, it’s a great deal:
- Good value. A full month of gold access for less money than buying drinks for a girl at the bar
- You can use the site to find sex in any major city.
- Much better odds than hitting the bars or clubs
- Easy-to-use search and filters to find exactly what you’re looking for
- Overall saves time and money
Another site in the same network that’s more focused on discreet hookups is No Strings Attached. You can make an anonymous profile and communicate privately until you make the decision to meet up. Perfect for secret affairs and hookups. They have a free membership right now to get you started.
Seeking.com
Another popular hookup site is Seeking.com which pairs successful men with younger women seeking a mutually beneficial relationship.
The best part about hookups and sex apps is that you can peruse them while you’re at the pool, lounging in bed, or waiting in line at a venue. That way you’re always actively looking for sex, even during your downtime.
By planning ahead and scheduling a group activity, you’re putting yourself in a position to meet potential partners in a fun and non-threatening environment.
-> Best Group Activities to Meet People for Las Vegas Sx
Night Clubs
COST: $-$$
Time Investment: Very High
Odds: Low
You’ll see advertising for all kinds of group activities you can join during your stay in Las Vegas. If something piques your interest, check it out! They are generally quite affordable in the $100-$200 range, so you won’t bust your budget.
Nightclubs are probably the #1 place most people think about finding a hookup in Las Vegas. You’ve got all the pretty people, big-name DJs, amazing lighting and sound, high-dollar tables and bottles. It’s a slam dunk, right?
All you gotta do is drop a few grand for the bottle service and the girls will flock to your table, right? Yes, but will they go back to your room? Probably not.
If you’re an attractive guy and have money to blow, you can definitely pull it off. But then again, if you’re good-looking, have money and game, you can pull it off anywhere. So why drop several grand in a nightclub?
What most guys don’t realize is that a lot of the girls “partying” at the nightclub are actually working. They’re either plants to bump up bottle and liquor sales, or they’re flat-out escorts trying to finesse a multi-thousand dollar client.
If you’re going to go to a nightclub, go to have fun and enjoy the entertainment. Expecting anything beyond that is wishful thinking.
If you don’t mind standing in line, there are a ton of services offering a “Free VIP Guestlist.” Which is pretty misleading. The way it works is you sign up for the list but you have to be there early (before the cutoff at 10 pm).
The clubs use the “guestlist” as a line filler to make the club look busy. If you’re a big group of guys, you will get passed over unless it looks like you have a lot of money or opt to pay several grand for bottle service. If you’re a large group of moderately attractive females, you also get to wait or pay an upcharge.
If you’re a group of hot chicks, you go to the front of the line, and maybe even get a free table and bottle service. That way when the big spenders make it to the club they’ll try to outdo the “hot chick free VIP” table with a more extravagant bottle selection. It’s gross, but that’s Las Vegas nightclubs in a nutshell.
Anyway, it can be a good way to get in cheap if you don’t value your time, but a better way is to scan the line and look for other groups of the same size that you might be interested in approaching. You then saunter over to the group of hotties and ask them if they want to hang out (either at the club or somewhere else where you don’t have to wait.)
Strip Clubs
Cost: $$$$
Time Invested: Medium – High
k, we promote strip clubs a lot on this site. They are tons of fun. We love them. But they are hands down one of the most difficult places on the planet to get laid. Why? Oh let me count thee ways.
- The strippers and wait staff get hit on daily by the most attractive, famous, and wealthy men on the planet
- Strippers at the top strip clubs can easily make $10,000 a night for just doing private dances
- A lot of the dancers aren’t even into guys
- They aren’t going to fuck up their place of employment for a one night stand for a few hundred dollars
Yes, you can pull strippers out of the strip clubs. But the way it usually works is you have to find the girls that are willing first. Step two is to spend $1,000 plus on them IN THE CLUB so they know you actually have money. Step 3 is get their number. Step 4 is setup a date at some point in the future when they’re not working to meet up. Like we said these girls make thousands on slow nights. They aren’t going to ditch work for less than a few grand. It’s just an ass backwards way to do it. You’re going to spend way more money and time than if you just knuckle down and hire an escort.
Coed Strip Clubs
Cost: $$-$$$$
Time Invested: High
Odds: Low – Medium
HAVING SAID ALL THAT…
Strip clubs are also one of the easiest places to hook up in Las Vegas. Wait what? Yes, you heard us correctly. The easiest way to get laid in Las Vegas is to go to a coed strip club. How so? Well, most nights they have a male revue for the ladies. It’s like a musical number but with hunks in banana hammocks. (Don’t worry guys, it’s in a separate area so it won’t interrupt the show on the main stage.) Anyways, there are throngs of horny females who come to drink and stuff dollars into thongs. But guess what? They’re going to have an even harder time picking up a male stripper than the guys hitting on the female strippers.
The girls trying to pick up the male strippers are facing all the same challenges.
This is where you come in. The girls have just gotten all riled up watching Jack the Jackhammer from Down Under do his dance routine, then got shot down when they invited him to their suite for the afterparty.
As they exit the male revue area, you and your wingman swing in with compliments and buy them a drink, make them laugh, and viola, back to the hotel! This works best if you have a group of guys that can find a similarly sized group of females.
Why does this work so well?
- You know the girls like to party
- You know they’re into guys
- They’re already drinking
- They’re already aroused
You just have to come in and help them live out their fantasy of getting railed up against the full-length windows of their hotel room.